Stupid things I’ve done and regretted:

• Gossiped about a good friend
• Ate 3/4 of a 9X9 pan of brownies
• Forgotten sunscreen on the back of my knees at the State Fair
• Cut my own hair with an office scissor
• Thrown a laptop to the ground for revenge and broke it

Stupid things I’ve done and not regretted:

• Blasted the AC in my car with all the windows down just so I could have my hand skimming the wind
• Told a hot dude I would be his girlfriend if he asked (wink, hi Pete!)
• Worn yesterday’s underwear inside out
• Napped instead of cleaned
• Rode the rickety old Zipper carnival ride with my Mom at the State Fair and laughed until I couldn’t breath

Proverbs 10:8

⁸ The wise in heart accept commands,
but a chattering fool comes to ruin.